So while I was driving the other day I was behind this car - and it made me laugh. I'm pretty sure this dude is divorced.
Unfortunately that was one of the few laughs I've had this week...
I am super nervous because my Thesis proposal defense is today and I'm petrified my panel is going to ask me a million questions that I don't have answers to. And then I will look like a dumbass. I made cannolis last night in the hopes of lulling them into a food coma so they don't ask me anything.
In unrelated news, my bestest buddy just got accepted into UCD Ireland for her second Master's degree. And while I am happy for her, I am super sad for me. Who am I going to watch Weeds, Shameless, and Californication with? Ireland is reallllllly far away. And I assume it is a dreary land full of bars that blast U2's music and serve disgustingly warm beer, so I don't know why she wants to go there so badly.
Also - I got a haircut the other day. This is what it was supposed to look like..
Instead, I got something that is more like this..
After shedding a few tears and wishing I could go back in time to stop this from happening, I have accepted my new super short do. Hopefully I will be rocking some funky spiketastic hair, instead of looking like a lame 1990s lesbian extra on Ellen's show.
Enough ranting.. sorry if I've offended any of the following: People who live in Ireland, people who like Ireland, Divorced people, and 1990s lesbians